Yep, you read that right. Texans have invented the fastest way of growing obese known to mankind: deep fried Coca Cola.

According to StudentBeans.org, “The calorific treat involves deep-frying Coca-Cola flavoured batter, before drizzling it with Coke fountain syrup. Add whipped cream, cinnamon and a cherry and there you have it – the most effective artery-clogging system the world has ever seen.”

We despair.